your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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