thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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