Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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