I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
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