maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Drunk is not a location!
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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