dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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