Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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