That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
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