well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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