There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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