Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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