No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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