Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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