They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
i dont even know how to be here
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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