Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
wow bdsm is so cute
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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