Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I have tasted many bathrooms
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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