C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
he had hair everywhere except his balls
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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