i think my mom watched the whole time
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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