Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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