yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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