she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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