I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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