You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Enjoy the penises
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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