this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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