love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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