If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Randomize
