we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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