Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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