Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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