we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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