I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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