google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
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