The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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