So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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