I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
