Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Too much gin, very little bucket
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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