just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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