All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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