quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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