Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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