Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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