It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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