it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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