There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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