just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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