you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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