Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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