Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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