He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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