Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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