There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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