I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I am puke
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Also, beer. Big fan.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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