you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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