Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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