Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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