I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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