is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Pooping to opera.
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