It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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