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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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